<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37747749</id><updated>2007-01-10T01:18:06.833-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Alternative English Dictionary</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aed.bagnall.co.uk/index.html'></link><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default'></link><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aed.bagnall.co.uk/atom.xml'></link><author><name>Richard</name></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www2.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37747749.post-2751786283068768545</id><published>2007-01-10T01:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T01:18:06.867-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shopping</title><content type='html'>Verb. The English national sport.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aed.bagnall.co.uk/2007/01/shopping.html'></link><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/2751786283068768545'></link><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/2751786283068768545'></link><author><name>Richard</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37747749.post-7566659678664810365</id><published>2007-01-10T01:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T01:17:07.498-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fishing</title><content type='html'>Verb. A pastime in which a person will spend hours in freezing cold and blinding rain in an often fruitless attempt to outwit a fish, when dead fish are readily available in nearby shops at a fraction of the cost of the fishing equipment. &lt;strong&gt;Coarse Fishing&lt;/strong&gt;: Swearing at being outwitted by the fish.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aed.bagnall.co.uk/2007/01/fishing_10.html'></link><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/7566659678664810365'></link><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/7566659678664810365'></link><author><name>Richard</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37747749.post-116418994026867663</id><published>2006-11-22T02:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T02:05:40.270-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Politician</title><content type='html'>Noun. Liar.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aed.bagnall.co.uk/2006/11/politician.html'></link><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/116418994026867663'></link><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/116418994026867663'></link><author><name>Richard</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37747749.post-116418901233053302</id><published>2006-11-22T01:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T01:50:12.340-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Probation</title><content type='html'>Noun. To randomly select criminals and release them into the community. This helps ensure full use is made of police and judicial resources, enabling them to repeat the process of detection, arrest and trial. Although police and judicial resources are sometimes, or quite often overstretched, none of these resources are ever left idle.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aed.bagnall.co.uk/2006/11/probation.html'></link><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/116418901233053302'></link><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37747749/posts/default/116418901233053302'></link><author><name>Richard</name></author></entry></feed>